Well not till August anyway. That's right, a baby brewmaster. You see I'm getting on a bit now (28 this year) and those familiar with Star Wars or the SAW series will know that at some point in the story the archetype must pass the torch, so to speak, to new blood. And before you ask yes you can teach kids to brew I saw Zak Avery doing it on Twitter.
But the truth is I'm not entirely sure what to expect and a bit nervous. Ok well more than a bit (shitting myself) but whatever happens I'm sure little Sauron (a lovely name for a boy) will be a lovely addition to the family. Even if it does mean less opportunities to spend nights down the John Bull or the Tanners or even just to kick back with various bottled beers for the night whilst watching various classic movies such as Scum or Commando. But I'm sure when little Sauron (or Kurgan (Centennial if a girl)) gets old enough he or she too can endulge in these great cinematic masterpieces. It could be a tough ride, but surely I must survive.
Anyhow we have decided not to find out the sex of the unborn one so I thought It would be cool for a new poll (since I haven't done a poll in ages). This ones called guess the sex of baby Millichamp and basically has four simple answers because basically the baby can only be ether A; 'a boy' B; 'a girl' C; ' a hermaphrodite' or D; 'one of those chest buster things from the film Alien'
|These days you can never tell |
(though my money's on a boy)