Rob's Beer Adventure

 Welcome to Rob's beer adventure, the continuation of Rob's beer quest. 

Four years is a long time to be away from blogging and since the days of Rob's Beer Quest much has changed. The world of beer has moved on. I have moved on, and the blogging world has moved on. So much like how Gandalf the Grey later came back as Gandalf the White; the Rob from Rob's Beer Quest is back as the Rob of Rob's Beer Adventure.  Covering a completely new chapter of life conquests, new beginnings and... Beer.

For starters the new Rob is a happily separated co-parent who lives alone,  has slightly more diverse cooking skills, an allotment and a different perspective on life. I also have a (not so) new girlfriend called Susan who has a similar role in my life to that of beer; in the general sense she makes the world a better place.

Life is very much like beer; it's what you make of it

In even bigger news the workplace of Daleside Brewery, where I previously worked has moved site. The run down ageing former premises of the Daleside Brewery that was have been vacated. The contents sold, scrapped or salvaged after 30 odd years on the same site on the east side of Harrogate. The game-changing takeover was made by our old friends and fellow local independent brewing stalwarts Roosters brewing Co. Making Daleside now a sister brand of Roosters, brewed on the same premises. 

At the time this was revealed by the press a lot of outsiders had questions. One of the main ones being what we the staff made of it all? Brewery buy-outs/takeovers/mergers come in different shapes and sizes and with this one the staff reaction was positive in entirety. Many of us already knew and had even previously worked with each other. Furthermore everyone at Daleside knew the company needed change for a long time. 

The status quo working for Daleside always remained the same. Like one of those zombie action movies where after so much futile struggle, the inevitable end game is running out of ammo before everyone eventually gets eaten by the zombies. Don't get me wrong the brewing business is not easy especially not in recent times, and the former shareholders did well to keep things going as long as they did.  

But doomed to a very uncertain failure. Staff numbers dwindling. Premises, brew kit and equipment all withering with age. Staff... also withering with age. 

This set the scene for the revelations of spring 2024 to unfold almost like the end scene of the film Top Gun Maverick. The Daleside team was basically stranded in the hijacked outdated relic F14 tomcat. Out of ammo and hunted by endless maintenance and repair bills. Then out of seemingly nowhere rescued from the brink. 

Daleside are down wind. With no second driver or front roller shutter door.

The parody version of this scene may be in my own imagination but the relief and commoraderie were almost as real and in a metaphorical sense so was the collateral damage to the runway (after all the amalgamation of two breweries was never going to be that straight forward). 

 

But working at Roosters has been a completely different experience in itself. To quote Daleside's lead dray man/distribution master Col; whilst surrounded by the modern brew kit, packaging equipment, shiny vessels, touch screen technology and the abundance of young people.

"it feels like being a rock star" 

It's not dark and dingy, the ceiling doesn't leak in various places when it rains. There aren't bits of kit that are simply impossible to repair because the parts manufacturer ceased to exist twenty years ago. Entering Rooster's is truly entering the world of modern day craft brewing. 

Now that's what I'm talking about

Nine gallon bundles of beery joy being filled for the customer

The modern world of craft brewing yes. Except, there is one significant point of individuality worth mentioning. Roosters are by many peoples standards a very old brewery, alongside Daleside one of the oldest in the local area. Where Daleside never wavered from it's vision, Rooster's remained determined to be both modern day pioneers and committed to maintaining the foundations to make that a reality.

 

 Yet despite all the modernisation the thing that has became obvious over my time getting to know  Roosters, is that it never detached itself from it's roots. After all, the romance and quaintness of the traditional micro-brewing scene was never a bad thing, or anything that needed to be replaced.  

  

Week Up North

So the other week myself and the family had the most splendid adventure away to the county of our former residence, Northumberland. We ventured the delights of Alnwick, Alnmouth, Seahouses and Holy Island. It seems sort of odd thinking of Northumberland as a holiday destination again. For a long time it was home but before and after that it was a place for holidays. 

 I managed to visit some pubs including the old favourite The John Bull, as well as newer venues like The Ale Gate and The Pig In Muck. It was a great night and it is still obvious the North East beer scene is still formidable although has moved on alittle with new beers and new breweries of the region. A few of these I managed to get hold of from Turnbull's Butchers new farm shop. 

Prior to leaving the North East beer scene the Farmhouse brewery Rigg & Furrow were a fairly new outfit. Agriculture is a saison cross lager hybrid. Both hoppy and dry it balances the line between refreshing yet sophisticated. Moving on Full Circle Brew Co are a new Newcastle based brewery, Looper is a full on Hazy 6.4% IPA featuring opal fruits, tropical and stone fruit. Minimal bitterness, soft mouthfeel, very modern.  

First and Last Damson Porter was recommended. The term juicy comes to mind, like biting into a plumb. Loads of damson flavour and liquorice with a nice balance between richness and drinkability. 

None the less the holiday wasn't entirely about beer. It was great to see the old haunts again plus old friends. Next time I will remember to bring a jumper. 

Back In The Game

And we are back. It's certainly good to be brewing again. Not just that but racking, transferring, selling and delivering beer. Admittadly July was a bumpy ride of fluctuating trade. Pubs reopened after a big surge in trade then tentaively approcahed re-ordering. Notably a lot of independent trade has done better than expected. Certain pub companies have not. Yet on the whole the situation is improving. 

Given that our expanded bottle range helped boost bottle trade during lockdown we have decided to maintain it. This means re-brewing the ill fated Journeys End which will also be available in cask. Our full core range is also now back up and running. 

Journey's End run off to copper

Recently we also secured two local SIBA digital beer awards, an exclusive can/bottle only replacement for the usual SIBA regional events. Both beers have a history of awards and it was great to get Morocco Ale some silverware given all it's history and being one of my first epiphanic bottle beer experiences as a beer drinker.  

So as more customers get back in the game, the volumes being brewed get closer to those pre-lockdown. We havn't officially got a full staff back yet and one thing that has been thrown off is the plan of 2020 new seasonals. Meaning Grapefruit IPA and many of the crazy new stuff I was going to come out with is effectively on hold. Hopefully they will be re-implemented at some point. 

Birthdays and new bottle beers

Monkey Wrench with Harrogate Blue is hard to beat

So as it stands, after three months of furlough I am likely soon to be doing my warm ups and getting ready to come off the bench for the grand reopening of pubs on July 4th. As mentioned on the last post the Daleside bottle beer range has now been greatly expanded. Journeys End (4.5%), Pace Setter (3.9%), Old Lubrication (4.2%) and the SIBA award winning Monkey Wrench (5.3%) are all now available in 500ml bottle. 

We also have more cask stock brewed and ready to hit the trade. However much of the trade comes back, if it comes back immedietly, eventually or just in a short burst is very much unknown. The other question is if the take home trade remains strong, could it fill in the gaps? Most seem to agree that re-opening on a Monday would be a more sensible option.

Admittedly 2020 hasn't dealt out many good cards. Aside from global crisis, and the fully media inflated, non-sensical orgy of mass scale squabbling whilst being stuck in a sort of groundhog day it's not been all bad. Life must go on so it seems and birthday 2020, the big three six was certainly a good one.

 Creeping ever closer to middle age is the perfect excuse for beer, undiscovered whisky, cheese and cigars. Luckily the forecast thunderstom was fairly brief and cleared up allowing for us to enjoy a seafood platter with a Firebrick Giuseppe Hells lager in the garden, a top class North East lager.

Afterwards an array of cheeses was accompanied by some Monkey Wrench and Port City Porter followed by some Taketsura Pure malt Japanese whisky and Mackmyra Gront Te Swedish single malt Whisky. Having never tried whisky from Sweden before I would say it was remarkably good. Ex olorose cask matured before finishing in casks conditioned with Japanese green tea, it opens very plump, sweet and approachable with very clean refined meadow fruit flavours. Approachable and fun, sort of like the Michael McIntyre of malt whisky but with the green tea aspect that throws in an extra dimention.

So despite not managing to properly re-install the old DVD player to watch the Scum collectors edition DVD that was planned to end the night the whole event went rather splendidly. Many thanks go to the wife Helen for all the presents and efforts helping make it so great.

In the midst of may

The Kitchen Arms

It's been long and odd couple of months. Whilst following the guidance of Hancock, BoJo, and the baked potato my current role of parent/teacher/kids butler and bloke loafing around the house doing the odd spell of chores was never going to be as exciting as the brewing adventure that was originally written out for 2020.

Nonetheless it's been great to hear the new Daleside Brewery delivery service is up and running and has been well received. Our team of un-furloughed elite have been answering the call selling and delivering beer far and wide. We have an official web store on the way and you can also get Daleside beers on the CAMRA webstore or Craft Beer Drop.

Additionally an extension of the bottled beer range is pending. Journey's End (mentioned in the last blog post) is to be re-born as a bottled beer and also available in bag in box. I highly recommend pairing it with chicken curry. Monkey Wrench is also to be be re-released in bottle, a development that's been in the pipeline a long time but thanks to the current Covid-19 crisis it makes a welcome return.

So far the situation seems more optimistic than originally thought. It seemed apparent the world never stopped enjoying beer or even slowing down the rate of consumption. Although as good as drinking through stock with Gary and Steve (pictured above) gets it will never be as good as visiting the local boozer with actual friends.

Free kicks

Trusty nerf blaster ensures everyone in the house stays alert in line with government guidance 

On reflection the surrealness of the situation of 2020 speaks volumes. Every so often these things happen, after all disease is a natural part of life. Ether that or this is the endgame of a huge incomprehensibly elaborate master plan led by a coalition of world leaders, the UN, Bill Gates, leading scientists, the world bank, George Soros and the WHO, that are all secretly shape-shifting reptilian-humanoid, satanic Illuminati who engineered and developed the virus, which may or may not exist and may or may not be caused by 5G towers to crash the world economy and subversively drive humanity towards satanic ideology via mass mandatory vaccinations that sterilize the masses in line with agenda 31 to cull populations resulting in lab born asexual AI augmented births by 2030, whilst at the same time implanting mind reading nano chips that relay mind reading data to the 5G towers which relay to Chinese satellites allowing for mass mind-control enforced by the weaponisation of the 5G towers at 60gHz, causing hypoxia towards any establishment opposition. The prolonged transmittance of the negative frequency resonance energies from fear and despair from the entire human race during lockdown transmits to the huge hollow alien designed secret satellite, the moon will bringeth great jubilation and rejoicing on the planet Drako, home world of the satanic Illuminati lizard people as their end game of mass mind-control and total totalitarian control of the human race, bringing forth the new dystopian world order, the incomprehensible evils of the shape-shifting Illuminati lizard people so sinister, dark, harrowing and subversive their plans so shrouded in darkness and secrecy hidden to all except those watching the You Tube video. They eat babies...

I feel myself slowly descend back down towards the kitchen my body enveloped by the metaphysical transition towards my original space time dimensional representation to continue the blog post...


Always the old ones...


But in other good news my youngest Harvey is on an impressive streak of dry nights at the moment. Encouraging stuff. The kids think the place is some sort of hotel and home schooling has often more resemblance to that scene from Rocky 1 where he's chasing chickens around the courtyard. Normally they are easily entertained but understandably have episodes of missing friends. It was certainly a shame to miss Henshaws beer fest this year also. The wife Helen has also been working quite a lot recently in home care, so it's allowed me to do a bit of cooking and (for the first time this century) some baking.

As I'm aware the next upcoming phase for the brewing industry is centered around opening pubs and the balance between doing it safely and doing it profitably. How that will play out is uncertain and I do hope one meter social distancing is adopted over two as it just seems more feasible. Until then we have virtual pubs, virtual beer festivals and drinking sessions. Although I have never bought into the 'virtual' concept, admittedly its done in good spirit. Who knows where it will all end. Stay safe everyone.